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The Israeli Ambassador at the U.N. began, "Ladies and gentlemen, before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you...
- When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert. The people became thirsty and needed water, so Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water, he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen... "And", he said, "I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole my clothes."
The Palestinian delegate, hearing this accusation, jumped from his seat and screamed out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians there at that time!!!"
"Now that our worthy and honorable Palestinian Ambassador has clarified who had never set foot on that land they are now claiming was stolen from them... let me continue with my speech..."
The Israeli Ambassador at the U.N. began, "Ladies and gentlemen, before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you...
- When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert. The people became thirsty and needed water, so Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water, he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen... "And", he said, "I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole my clothes."
The Palestinian delegate, hearing this accusation, jumped from his seat and screamed out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians there at that time!!!"
"Now that our worthy and honorable Palestinian Ambassador has clarified who had never set foot on that land they are now claiming was stolen from them... let me continue with my speech..."
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